I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
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