they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
I am mentally ready for anal.
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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