it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
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