She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
Randomize
