I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
There needs to be a newsfeed for phones... A list of all my drunken calls, texts, BBMs, new contacts, pictures sent AND received, all in chronological order.
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
I woke up to a shattered My Little Pony garbage pail, a black eye I don't know how I got and no one will look me in the face. Fuck tequila.
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
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