apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
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