OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
She has the best kind of daddy issues
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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