the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
Whoever put the tambourine in the dryer is a douche. Worst hangover wakeup ever
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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