let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
I'm retiring my vagina. Better yet I'm Farve-ing it.
Def the best call fo sho
That way it can come out of retirement anytime and play for different teams. And it can wear Wranglers.
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
areolas are like halos for boobs.
I was still in a towel. We hadn't even started drinking yet and the champagne bottle dropped and exploded literally up into my vagina.
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
Do you think I should still be the condom fairy for Halloween even though I'll be like.. Almost 8 months pregnant?
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
The last thing I remember saying was "Tequila for all!!"
If you count the sounds from the room down the hall....that was definitely NOT the last thing that came out of your mouth.
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