PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
Randomize