even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
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