He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
The only way I made it through work was reminding myself how many margaritas per hour I was making
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
Couldn't find any balloons, so we're doing whippets out of condoms. Being a ho has its benefits.
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
Randomize