Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
THIS IS WHAT CELL PHONES ARE FOR! So you can tell me that you're bringing your coworker who lives in the "Halleleuia community" home for a beer SO I'M NOT DRESSED IN LEATHER LINGERIE WHEN HE WALKS IN THE FUCKING DOOR!!
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
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