we have officially lost it.
Tell her she can't have a vagina
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
I told her I didn't have a condom. She then sized me with her thumb and finger and tossed me a large. Then I asked her to marry me.
I also love my swipe to text changed a singular vagina to a plural vaginas. like my phone somehow knows I secretly want 2 vaginas
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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