party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
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