Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
So I had a crappy evening so the fat girl in me says eat and cry and watch something sad. The cool girl in me says don't eat go run. So I'm watching family guy and doing crunches w a pickle in my mouth
Gross
AN ACTUAL PICKLE
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
So much Jack, so little girl.
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
Randomize
