Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
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