This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
this is getting really bad. i thought the chandelier in the dining room was one of those claws from the claw games in an arcade and i spent the past five minutes jumping left to right so the claw wouldn't grab me
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
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