yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
Convinced the bartender that I'm a congressman. Free Drinks. God bless America.
Turns out vomit takes off spray tan.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
The grocery store is a combo of ghetto ppl complaining that the low fat chips are all that's left and hipsters trying to eat organic during the hurricane
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
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