I am I'm going to have heart failure he's peed on my life.
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
His second form of ID was an emergency room wristband from an hour ago. What the fuck is going on right now
Haha yeah he had an allergic reaction to the alcohol earlier. He thinks that if he only drinks vodka he will be ok...
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
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