Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
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