He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
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