my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
The awkward moment your booty call shows up to the Mexican restaurant and realizes you just picked burritos over pussy
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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