Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
my girlfriend just compared my daughters eyes to gollum from lord of the rings.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
Pre warning. Your not gonna sleep tonight cuz I'm staying with your roommate. Thanks for breaking up with me.
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
We couldn't find him for like 4 hours. Turns out he was sitting under a tree and had thrown his phone in a lake because he couldn't figure out how to unlock it. Freshmen.
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
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