Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
I just woke up to three voicemails from you. In the first one you just straight laughed for 3 minutes. In the second you did bird calls. In the third you were hysterically crying. Have fun last night?
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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