jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
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