Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
To be honest I've become too lazy for the work involved in getting laid.
You run marathons and you're too lazy for sex? Priorities, man.
Touche.
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
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