i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
when I woke up I found a half-eaten cherry toaster strudel sandwich with bacon in the middle.
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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