I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
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