ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
I lost my phone so I put sticky notes all over my roommates body asking her to wake me up at 7:00 AM.
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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