Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
woke up this morning with a big mac and chips on a plate, coke in a glass and a knife and fork AND NAPKIN waiting for me in front of my computer. PORN WAS ALREADY PLAYING. I LOVE DRUNK ME
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
Don't get into any trouble on your trip
The only foreseeable trouble would be pregnancy, but I gotta be sterile otherwise I'm beating some pretty fucking incredible odds
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