She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
You know you're drunk when you're apologizing for your asshole at 4am to the toilet. Eat shit habanero bbq sauce, you've ruined my life.
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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