...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
my vag is so smooth its legendary
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
Do you recall asking me to zip line through your wedding dressed as a bleeding angel?
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