Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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