We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
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