thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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