That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
Whenever you're sad about your life, just remember that I'm on a first name basis with the late night taco bell drive-thru workers.
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
I had to put my dog down, accidentally outed my brother, and was given a fucking fish sandwich instead of a Big Mac ALL IN ONE DAY! Am I really the person you want to consult for advice? Hhhmmmmmm?
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
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