yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
Randomize