Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
I think I should just be a madame. Fuck it.
I'm just gonna post fliers on telephone poles like, "who wantsta be a hooooooe?!"
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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