I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
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