Did you hallucinate the same white buffalo that I did last night.
No, but I did see you shaking hands with a homeless man.
i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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