I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
I have 3 texts in my phone that say "Thanks King Tyler". I think I've successfully drank myself into a monarchy.
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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