What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
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