Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
I got her a Nickelback box set.
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
They found an open window, climbed through and proceeded to arrest half the party. These campus cops are like fucking ninjas.
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
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