We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
you puked on the porch, i can see your jacket on the floor next to your underwear. i know your home, unchain the door, you're the worst roommate ever.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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