He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
Slept with a member of the band last night, found out today after extensive stalking he’s engaged. Pro tip: don’t research one night stands.
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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