I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
Things you are not allowed to do while im gone: sell cats on ebay, put cats in freezer again, shave cats like lions, dye cats pink/blue, try to light cats on fire to"wake them up from their nap" agian
GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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