Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
...then she kept trying to make balloon animals with my flacid penis. I'm never drinking whisky with you again.
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
Randomize
