Yeah no shit. My mom is giving me winecoolers as we watch a show abt alcoholics
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
I'm so high I have morphed into the monopoly man. Or maybe the Pringles guy. I don't know but I have a mustach now
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
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