Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
Randomize
