I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
My mom just walked in and saw a picture of his penis. She then asked me "Do you even have a cervix left?!" I don't know what to feel anymore HA
Yeah well that's a good thing right? Like mothers approval? Kinda like a Fathers blessing but. . . better?
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
"I'm 22, I could die in a piano bar." -a sentence i actually just said to my boss
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