i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
I can't adult today.
Take a nap and try again
I have to buy a couch. There's nothing more adult than buying a couch on a Tuesday.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
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