Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
Apparently you make a good broom.
You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
there is nothing more depressing than your birth control alarm going off while you're masturbating, and realizing you've been taking pointless precautions for over a month now.
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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