i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
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